この海外のサイトやべぇｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ - まめ速

またくそゆとりどもがふえるのか
やめてくれ

やっぱり英語って大事だな
ネットしてるとつくづく思う

これ一時期ハマったけど英語力なさすぎてやめた。
ペドペド五月蝿い奴に絡まれたけど結構楽しいｗ

今は4chの連中の遊び場だぞ

これだいぶ前に流行ったろ　

※3
そこでやめるからいつまでも英語力なさすぎなんだよ

質問:your mom knows where you hid your porn
Stranger 2: She's in it!!!!

吹いたｗｗ

チンコしごいてる馬鹿かおっぱい姉ちゃんしか居ねぇ。

※６
そうなんだよね
俺も途中でやめたったｗ
でも日常会話程度なら勘で分かるようになったぞ


まぁフィリピーナとの会話だけど

自動でコンピュータが考えて返信してくれるものだと思ってむちゃくちゃな英語で返事書いてた...。

Question to discuss:
Why am I an asshole
Stranger 2: 19 year old man here! want to chat with girl
Stranger 1: im 18 female
Stranger 1: :)
Stranger 2: nice
Stranger 2: from
Stranger 1: australia
Stranger 1: and you?
Stranger 2: india
Stranger 2: sexy chating yes or no
Stranger 2: tell me
Stranger 2: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Stranger 2: tell me
Stranger 1: i dunno...
Stranger 1 has disconnected

インド人クソワロタ

2chのvipそのままだな
これですげえええとか言っている奴はまだまだ甘い

オンラインだった件

男って言った瞬間接続切れるｗｗｗｗｗｗ

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hiya

Stranger: jst wanna chat

You: have to go pikking my gf now

Stranger: kk bye.

You: see ya

You have disconnected.


オレひどすぎわろた

女か？　って聞かれてNOって答えたら即切られた。
てか最初botサイトだと思ってfuckとか描きこんでたわ

即効で切られる
罵って下さいって言ってるだけなのに

何回かやったが男じゃ８０%切られる・・・
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: :)
You: 14 M JAPAN
Stranger: 17 m
Stranger: lokking for girls
Stranger: so bye

英語力ないし別に話題もないので微妙

英語が拙すぎて気まずくなっただろ！！！
マーレーシアの人に謝りたいわ！！！！

m or f
→ mと答える
→disconnected
うぜええええええええ

なにこれ相手も人間かよそんなの怖くでできねーよ

How about your pocket monster?

Stranger 2: O_O
Stranger 1: WTF

やっぱり「ポケットモンスター」ってフルで書くとアッチを連想するんだな。英語圏は。

なんか英語勉強したくなるな

直訳ならできるが、こういうユーモアちっくな奴はイミフになっちまう
典型的な海外旅行しない日本人なんやな・・・

なにこれいきなり始まるのかよ
びびって閉じちまったよ

面白いなｗｗノリがいいｗ

Stranger: im horny girl

You: im 24year old man

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

瞬殺ワロタ

人間様相手かよ
コンピューターが会話してくれるならちょっとやりたかった

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: are u lokking for girl??

Stranger: yes

You: sry, im boy

You: better say bye bye...

Stranger: lol

Stranger: bye

You: cya

Stranger: that was very polite

Stranger: coool

You: lol

You: see ya

こういうとスムーズに終わるな

hi im micky
Stranger 1: hey :)
Stranger 2: hey mickey
Stranger 2: ur so fine
Stranger 2: ur so fine u blow my mind
Stranger 2: hey mickey!
Stranger 2: hey hey
Stranger 1: hahaha/
Stranger 2: i dun likke that song
Stranger 2: poor mickey
Stranger 2: haha yeh
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: oh
Stranger 2: i mean micky
Stranger 2: hmmm
Stranger 2: bye?
Stranger 1: Okay?
Stranger 2: nooooo
Stranger 2: well i dunno
Stranger 2: depends
Stranger 2: its up 2 u
Stranger 1: How are you?
Stranger 2: good i guess
Stranger 2: hows bout you?
Stranger 1: good. you horny?
Stranger 2: hmm depends
Stranger 2: u a guy or girl?
Stranger 1: girl. you?
Stranger 2: same
Stranger 2: LOL
Stranger 2: bye then
Stranger 1 has disconnected

かわいいじゃねぇか

ゲイはくそっていいたかったのに、イエスってこたえたから　

はい、大好き。みたいにとらえられて逃げられたｗｗｗｗ　うほｗｗ

なにこれ人間相手だったのｗｗｗｗ
ファックユーとか書いちまったマジやべえｗｗｗ

ガンダムっていくら？って質問したら
Stranger 1: whats Gundam?

Stranger 2: me dont know

Stranger 2: ???

Stranger 1: haha

なかなか

何やってんだって言うからニートって答えたらこれからどうするつもり？って言われた上切られたｗｗｗｗｗｗ

ロシアの２１歳とエロチャットしちゃったよｗ

エロい雰囲気になったけど英語力無さ過ぎてｵﾜﾀｗｗｗｗ

俺実は忍者なんだ・・・って言ったら切られた

u not girl?って聞かれて
No I am gayって言ったら即切られてわろた

andoroid better than the iphone
Stranger 1: fuck yes

Stranger 2: iphone is a phone and android is a program dumbass

Stranger 1: apple is a such a shitty company

Stranger 1: everything is overpriced

Stranger 2: yeah but that do not makes it shitty

Stranger 1: garbage

Stranger 2: thing as you are replaced with steve job he is earning a lot money

Stranger 1: my pc runs 10 times better than a mac

Stranger 1: and it was a third of the price

Stranger 2: well also cheaper as half

Stranger 2: not that much but yes

Stranger 1: no it was i built it myself dumbass

Stranger 2: i did to so stfu

Stranger 2: it s half price same system

Stranger 1: 700 bucks on parts all togher

Stranger 2: meeh your comp sucks

Stranger 1: no i just no where to look

Stranger 2: ghz ?

Stranger 2: intel or amd ?

Stranger 1: intel

Stranger 2: can you say your pc s details pls

Stranger 1: 3 ghz dual core

Stranger 1: 4 gigs of ram

Stranger 2: ram's ghz ?

Stranger 2: and hard disk ?

Stranger 2: nvm


２つを比べるお題を出すと答えてくれやすいっぽい

これ、ちょっとでも反応遅いと相手がイライラして落ちちゃうなw
英語翻訳しつつだとだめだわー；続かないw

Im a girlって言ったら切られた
なぜだ

※42
大抵ネカマってやつらは知っている

spyモードでヲチしてるのに二人が顔写真うｐしあっててワロタ
国民性の違いか？

質問　　　　do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: yea, my right hand

俺ら過ぎワロタwwww

ゴミサイトっすなあ

英語勉強しとけばよかったな・・・ＹＥＳ！って答えたら
自己紹介か？これ？みたいな反応がｗｗ

私は日本人って打つとすげー馬鹿にされた

Why don't you get a job?
仕事見つけろよ

↑これ質問したら速攻で皆切ってるｗｗｗｗ

Question to discuss:
If I were a girl...

Stranger 1: i will masturbate

Stranger 1: every f◯cking day

Stranger 1: and play with my tits

Stranger 1: and have sex with other girls

Stranger 2: I am a girl, and I do those things

Stranger 1: cool

Stranger 1: are you having sex with other girls?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: you're man closed in womans body

Stranger 1: cool

Stranger 2 has disconnected

What is happiness for you?

Stranger 1: good family, someone to love, nice place to live
Stranger 2: name
Stranger 1: fuck you

ワロス

質問1：Love me do ＼（´3｀）／
Stranger 1: ...................../'"/).............../........................... ........................:`......../
.. ................,/'"../.. .........../... ___........ .........___................,:`........../
.. ................/..../ ......... ../....(...O...)...../.......(...O...).. ........,:`........_/
. .........../'"/'...'/'""\,, .......{...................../......................... . ..., },.~";/....}
........./'/.../..../......./'"\ . ...(.................(_............................./"..... . ......./
.......('(...'...' .... ''-/'...') .....\..__...----"'''''''----...__............................ .. /
........\.................'.../ ......<_____.--------._____>............... _ ,,-"

こういう質問するとほとんど真面目っていうか
きちんとしたかんじなのな、あいつら


why do you discriminate gay?? i wanna go die....

Stranger 2: I don't
Stranger 2: I have nothing against gay people..
Stranger 1: fat colored crippled or crazy i dont discriminate
Stranger 2: ^ High 5 :)
Stranger 1: way high!

Question to discuss:
When will we live on the Mars?
Stranger 1: 2300
Stranger 2: In 30 years time?
Stranger 1: 30?
Stranger 1: U mean 300
Stranger 2: No, 30.
Stranger 2: Think of the technological advancements made over the last half century, and consider that they aren't going to be slowing down.
Stranger 1: Wanna bet? U say it's 2030 i say it's later
Stranger 2: No, I say it's 2040-2041.
Stranger 2: How the fuck can you think 2011+30=2030?!
Stranger 1: I say it's 2100+, u can have everything under that
Stranger 2: No fucking wonder you say 2300, you can't even handle basic math.

勝手に喧嘩みたいなんが始まってワロスｗ

why do you discriminate gay??i wanna go die....

Stranger 2: i hate gays

Stranger 1: ohh..u can..

Stranger 1: me too.

Stranger 2: fuckin homo's

Stranger 2: kill all fags

Stranger 1: but d one throwin d topic...is homo.

Stranger 1: yep.

Stranger 2: lol oh ok

Stranger 2: AIDS kils fags dead

Stranger 1: i m sure d one lookin t d convo s gonna die..

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: lol with a dick in his ass

Stranger 1: :P

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: i juzz hate,em

Stranger 1: de r so sick

Stranger 2: beat his gay ass with a baseball bat

Stranger 1: hehehe...lol

Stranger 2: lol kill all fags

Stranger 1: mayb de cud get n orgasm frm dat..

Stranger 2: may they all burn in hell

Stranger 1: yeah...hot oils pouring o'er deir ass

Stranger 2: fuckin faggot i hope your enjoying this shit you fuckin queer

Stranger 1: yohoo..

ひでーｗ

ああ　要はﾁｬｯﾄﾊﾟｯﾄﾞか

>>29のポテチはデスノートのことだな

mj is alive


Stranger 2: O.o

Stranger 1: IT'S YOU!

Stranger 2: how do you know?

Stranger 1: OMG!

Stranger 2: OMG

Stranger 1: OMG!

Stranger 2: I DIDNT LIKE HIS SONGS THAT MUCH ANYWAYS!

Stranger 1: IT'S MICHAEL FREAKIN' JACKSON TALKING TO ME ON OMEGLE!

Stranger 1: OMG

Stranger 1: Hey.. can you read minds, michael?

Stranger 2: im doing that backward walking step now

Stranger 2: but you cant tell

Stranger 2: i forgot what its called

Stranger 1: IT'S CALLED MOONWALK, HO.

Stranger 2: ohhh yeah

Stranger 1: I'm doin a headspin right now. You can't see because i'm behind the computer.

Stranger 2: heh.

Stranger 2: you an afro-american?

Stranger 1: Yeah, I have an afro.

Stranger 1: But i'm white.

Stranger 2: ooh

Stranger 1: And ginger.

Stranger 1: Lol.

Stranger 2: LOL!

Stranger 1 has disconnected

超盛り上がりすぎw

あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ、
１８のぴちぴちおにゃのことチャットできてたのにいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
おれの英語が拙すぎる！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！１
あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
くそおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお

Question to discuss:
today's Friday?
Stranger 2: No
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: Thursday
Stranger 1: its friday
Stranger 2: Thursday.
Stranger 1: friday
Stranger 2: yesterday was wednsday
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: Today its thursday
Stranger 1: no today its friday
Stranger 2: THURSDAY IN SWEDEN MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2 has disconnected

ワロタ

女だって言ったら、二人くらいと長く喋ってアドレス教えてもらった
チュニジアとインドｗ

全然返答が返ってこないopera非対応か？

英語わからん怖い

モンスターハンターについてどう思う？って聞いてみたら

「Meh」
（「で？」「あっそ」「興味ない」）

って反応だった。

海外ではほんと人気ないもんなぁ。。

fuck KOREA

Stranger 2: exactly

Stranger 1: north sucks

Stranger 1: south is cool

Stranger 2: i hate asia

Stranger 1: happy 4:20!

Stranger 2: AMERICA BITCHES

Stranger 2: are you a guy or chick?

Stranger 1: i am a man


これはひどい

なんか英語と日本語をちょっとだけ話せる中国人に会って
市原隼人が主演してるリリーシュシュの全てっていう動画を
紹介されたんだが、もやもやするわー。ちくしょー・・・。

I'll dastroy the earth.Do you have any question?

Stranger 2: no really

Stranger 1: i have one

Stranger 2: I can't wait bring on the destruction

Stranger 2: let's do this shit

Stranger 1: ahah

Stranger 2: bring it

Stranger 2: do it faggot

Stranger 2: come on right now

Stranger 1: he is right

Stranger 2: do say shit you can't back up

Stranger 1: do it

Stranger 2: I am still here

Stranger 2: go

Stranger 2: come on

Stranger 2: go

Stranger 1: he is still there

Stranger 1: dont mention me i am from another galaxy

Stranger 1: but he is still on earth

Stranger 1: do it

Stranger 2: nope world not destroyed he either can;t do it or is too much of a pussy to do it

ワロタ

やべええ、strangerっててっきり機械が返答するプログラムだと思ってていろいろ卑猥な言葉使ってた。人見知りの俺こえええw

Question to discuss: meow is too short to question

Stranger 2: I know right? :(
Stranger 2: I tried once
Stranger 1: um...
Stranger 1: what?
Stranger 2: You can't just put "meow" as your question
Stranger 2: it says it's too short lol
Stranger 1: oh ok ll
Stranger 2: :) Stranger 2 has disconnected
やさしくてよかったwww

Is it dead? Or it is not alive?
Stranger 2: Depends.
Stranger 2: I think Dead implies it USED to be alive.
Stranger 2: Otherwise it's just inanimate.
Stranger 1: agreed
Stranger 2: So, the name's Tanna.
Stranger 2: Wanna talk about something?
Stranger 1: my name is sabrina, and sure.
Stranger 2: Heya, Sabrina!
Stranger 2: Okay, hmm....we need a subject.
Stranger 2: Got any shows, comics, webcomics, or other fictional stuff you like?
Stranger 1: i don't really watch tv or read comics
Stranger 1: what about you?
Stranger 2: Oh, I usually try to watch a bit just to keep up with pop culture.
Stranger 1: like what shows?
Stranger 2 has disconnected

2:どんなショーとかコミックとか好きなの？
1：コミックとかテレビ見ないし。
2:あ、私はポップカルチャーを少しばかり見るか
1:ショーは何好き？
2:退場。

こんな感じ？英語力無のオラには厳しい...

二回目
i love boys

Stranger 1: i love boys too!
Stranger 2: i dont :P
Stranger 2: mabe coz i am a boy
Stranger 1: oh, maybe cause im a girl Stranger 2: that does make sense :O hahah Stranger 2: where you from?
Stranger 1: georgia, what about you? Stranger 2: Portugal
Stranger 1 has disconnected

ポルトガルカワイソスwww

Is it dead? Or it is not alive?
Stranger 2: its dead
Stranger 1: both
Stranger 2: no thats beter
Stranger 2: its both
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: u horny?
Stranger 2: maybe
Stranger 1: asl?
Stranger 2: 15 m
Stranger 1: mm, 15 f
Stranger 2: awomse
Stranger 2: awsome*
Stranger 1: what r u into?
Stranger 2: mot things im very open to new things
Stranger 1: I like S&M and being spanked
Stranger 2: awsome
Stranger 1: yea. how big?
Stranger 2: 6inch
Stranger 1: Mm, want a blow job sexy?
Stranger 1: ..?
Stranger 2 has disconnected

連投スマソ
まさかの展開だ。

WTFって What's fuck みたいな感じか？略語がむずいぜ

How do you think about a Korean penis?

Stranger 2: small
Stranger 1: got no microscope ...
Stranger 2: teeny tiny
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: can't see it, can't review it
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: we can`t even prove it`s existance!
Stranger 1: hmm.. good point stranger
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: it was based on your evidences
Stranger 1: maybe that's why the koreans are so closed
Stranger 1: to pulic relations with other countries
Stranger 1: they are hiding the truth
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 1: I'm go look for sherlok holmes, only he can exaplain it
Stranger 1 has disconnected

このネタは万国共通だなｗｗｗ

Do you know I?
ってやったら1時間近く勝手に俺の人生作ってんだけど

Are you a virgin? I am...（童貞？俺は・・）
Stranger 2: I'm not a virgin.
Stranger 1: nope
Stranger 2: I love sex.
Stranger 2: love love love love love
Stranger 1: where did you lose your virginty?
Stranger 2: In a bedroom.
Stranger 2: You?
Stranger 1: on a couch
Stranger 2: Awesome.
Stranger 2: How was it for you?
Stranger 1: it was good, very awkward though, i wasn't really sure what i was doing.
Stranger 1: what about you?
Stranger 2: About the same.
Stranger 2: But now I have great sex.
Stranger 1: the girl had actually given me a handjob beforehand and i came all over the couch and stained it
Stranger 2: Nice.
Stranger 2: Was it your couch?
Stranger 1: fuck no lol
Stranger 2: Your parents? Or hers?
Stranger 1: her parents
Stranger 2: Shiiit
Stranger 1: yeh, no-one ever noticed thanks to a strategically placed pillow
Stranger 2: Was without a condom, then.
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 1: idiotic i know
Stranger 2: I'm not judging.
Stranger 2: Was she on birth control?
Stranger 1: who do you have great sex with?
Stranger 1: yep she had an implant
Stranger 2: My girlfriend, who was my first and only.
Stranger 1: wow cool
Stranger 1: how long you been going out?
Stranger 2: two and a half years.
Stranger 1: what age are you guys?
Stranger 2: I'm 19. She's 20.
Stranger 1: cool
Stranger 1: ive been single for about 3 years, i love being a bachelor
Stranger 2: You do? What's so good about it?
Stranger 1: well i was in a really intense relationship for 3 years, took me forever to get over it. I guess im just making up for lost time, i was really young
Stranger 1: i like only having to worry about myself
Stranger 2: I understand.
Stranger 1: this virgin guy is probably jacking off to our stories
Stranger 2: Yep.

Stranger 2: Have you ever tried anal?
Stranger 2: Give our virgin something interesting.
Stranger 1: yes, it's really not all its cracked up to be
Stranger 2: No?
Stranger 2: I really like anal.
Stranger 1: really? each to their own i guess
Stranger 1: i had sex on a washing machine once
Stranger 2: That's awesome.
Stranger 1: yeh it was
Stranger 1: you should try it
Stranger 2: Wildest place I had sex...probably fingering her on the freeway while I was driving.
Stranger 1: nice
Stranger 1: i had sex in an automatic car wash once haha
Stranger 2: That sounds awesome.
Stranger 2: I like having loud sex with people listening.
Stranger 1: the thrill more than anything, we got caught
Stranger 2: Awesome.
Stranger 1: yeh some other girl, wouldnt have minded if she joined in hahaha
Stranger 1 has disconnected

見栄の張り合いだなｗ

適当に質問投げてみたら、普通の会話しようぜって
井戸端会議が始まったんですけどｗｗｗ

Q:yeah yeah! yeah...?

Stranger 2: Yeah yeah yeah.

Stranger 1: yeah.

Stranger 2: Fuck that.

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 2: I'm going to shut your face.

Stranger 1: nope

Stranger 2: Knock knock.

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 2: Disco

Stranger 1: disco who ?

Stranger 2: Disco nnect

なんでいきなりディスコかと思ったら、オチうまいじゃねえかｗ

why do you discriminate gay?? i wanna go die....
この質問はおもしろい

pika...pikachu?って入れたら
NYAN!NYAN!NYAN!　を繰り返されたｗｗｗ

適当にとあるバンドの質問したら
友人にヒップホップの格好をする日本人がいるみたいな話題が出てきてそいつは黒人を怖がってるのにそれを認めようとしない、なのに黒人ヒップホップグループを聴いて真似して、さらに一般人の黒人を見下してる、みたいに言われてた。なんか複雑

フロリダのアメリカンとジブリについてはなした　

日本は終わるって書いたら
Stranger 1: OIIIHH NOOO!!!!
Stranger 2: KAMAKAZIE! HARI CARI!
神風って言いたかったのかな

質問で”僕がオナニーマスターだ！”って書いたら
もうかれこれ３０分以上チャット続いてておもしろいなにこれ

激しくセクロスしはじめたｗｗｗ

what are you doing now?

Stranger 1: yiffing

Stranger 2: what is yiffing

Stranger 1: ever hear of furry?

Stranger 2: hmmm..like animal costumes?

Stranger 1: well its alota things

Stranger 1: its that too

Stranger 2: hmm, i don't know much about it

Stranger 1: go type yiff into google

Stranger 2: just did

Stranger 1: safe search off

Stranger 2: interesting

Stranger 2: oh hell yeah, my safe search is always off

Stranger 1: aaaaaaaand yourwelcome

Stranger 1: you're now a furry too

Stranger 2: wow

Stranger 2: that's an honour

Stranger 1: now go and yiff with great fervor my friend

Stranger 2: will do
俺らすぎワロタｗｗｗ

Question to discuss:
Hey boy look at the sky

Stranger 2: wow its green

Stranger 1: like your moms cunt

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 2: my mum cunt is rotten full of mushroom on it

Stranger 2: want some mushroom ??

Stranger 1: nah, i only eat sausage

Stranger 2: me too !

Stranger 1: 8=====>

Stranger 2: espacially german ones

Stranger 2: so big and juicy

Stranger 1: 3==8

Stranger 2: 8:::::::::::::::::::::D

Stranger 2: see bigger and longer

Stranger 1: are you uncut?

Stranger 1: i mean

Stranger 1: it looks like it

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 2: u ?

Stranger 1: i'm a chic

Stranger 2: oh i see

Stranger 1: i just love dick that much

Stranger 2: u like cut or uncut ?

Stranger 1: i can't say, i've only had cut

Stranger 1: but i do enjoy cut

Stranger 2: u like it ?

Stranger 2: u like to ride on it ?

Stranger 1: meh, i just like sucking it

Stranger 2: cool

Stranger 2: from us ?

Stranger 1: sure

Stranger 1 has disconnected

こいつら・・・・

世界で有名なアメリカ人って誰？って質問したら…

ネクロフィリアの話しだしたんが、どうしたものか＾＾；

Question to discuss:
what will u do this weekend?

Stranger 2: Fuck

Stranger 1: study

Stranger 2: and smoke

Stranger 2: and sleep

Stranger 1: ooh

Stranger 1: what a pooping machine

Stranger 2: Yum

Stranger 1: you are a pooping machine.

Stranger 2: Everyone is

Stranger 1: nope

Stranger 1: im a human being

Stranger 1: you are no more than a pooping machine

Stranger 2: Humans poop

Stranger 2: PRetty much

Stranger 2: I'm basically useless, honestly.

Stranger 2: Hah

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 1: that's the point

Stranger 2: Ik

Stranger 1: hello, pooping machine?

Stranger 2: Hi

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: poop poop poop

Stranger 1: im laughing like hell

Stranger 2: Poopity poopity poop!

Stranger 2: There is no laughing in hell

Stranger 2: NONE

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 2: I'm serious.

Stranger 2: There isn't.

Stranger 1: pooping machine know how to think and chat

Stranger 1: this is curious

Stranger 2: Robot

Stranger 1: hey are you useful?

Stranger 2: I am robot machine

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: All I can do is type and poop

Stranger 1: there's gotta be a way to be useful

Stranger 2: I poop poops

Stranger 2: I fertilize

Stranger 1: your poop would be in good use

Stranger 2: Useful

Stranger 1: yeah!

Stranger 1: YEAH

Stranger 1: that's it

Stranger 2: YES

Stranger 2: I am a winner after all

Stranger 1: great

うんこ製造機...

What kind of questions do u wanna discuss?

Stranger 2: sex
Stranger 1: sex

なんなのｗ

Question to discuss:
tell me highest methot of　masturbation

Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 1: go get a bottle of k-y jelly
Stranger 1: remove a rubber tire from your car
Stranger 1: lather it up
Stranger 1: take it to the bathroom, and drown yourself--you'll be doing humanity a favor

よくわからんが基地外だってことはわかった

aslとかm or fとか速攻聞いてくる奴等多すぎｗｗ
速攻で切るのが楽しいｗｗ

I am the God of penis
Stranger 2: wow
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: that's wonderful
Stranger 1: amazing
Stranger 2: talking of which
Stranger 2: i'm wonderfully male :)
Stranger 2: how about you, other stranger?
Stranger 1: female
Stranger 2: really?
Stranger 1: a question
Stranger 2: yes ask?
Stranger 2: you are going to ask if i like my little pony i fear....
Stranger 1: how do you be the third person that asks the question
Stranger 2: oh
Stranger 2: thats simply
Stranger 1: haha fuck i hate that show
Stranger 2: a matter of going to omegle.com
Stranger 2: and clicking on the question asking button thingy
Stranger 2: but
Stranger 2: it sucks because
Stranger 1 has disconnected

男必死ｗ

マジで女の子と知り合えた。8時間やって一人だけだけどｗ

おもしれーｗ
ロボットが返すと思ったら人が返すんだなｗ

I am shemale.

Stranger 1: cool!
Stranger 2: im gay
Stranger 1: im bi

こう返事きたｗｗｗ

Q: Survival strategyyyy
生存戦略ゥ！！

Stranger 1: Firewood.
薪。

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Chanting the name of the Lord your God vain shall． Why？
ってやったら、三十分ぐらい続いたwwwww
なんかゲームのセリフみたいだ、とか酔っ払ってる？とか言ってたw

Stranger: hi! asl? 21 Long Island F here

You: Fuck　me

Stranger: i'm hoping to chat with a cute guy, can you help?? =))

You: ok

Stranger: ugh, my computer is acting weird... i think i have to reboot... his sucks cause I really want to talk to you :(

You: ok

Stranger: ok if we get disconnected here add me on Yahoo my username is Mariah_Goris_525

Stranger: if you want to watch my webcam hit me up on Yahoo my username is Mariah_Goris_525 i gotta go!

You: Im agree

どういう意味？

Q: r u Ninja?

..........................(meditation)

瞑想ってｗ

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 19 f usa

Stranger: nice

Stranger: 14 m new zealand here

Stranger: whatcha looking for on here

You: are you vergin?

Stranger: yes haha

You: oh...

You: h

Stranger: yer but i wank alot aha

You: good

Stranger: huh?

You: Im not vergin

You: my first sex

You: i was12 years old

Stranger: wow

Stranger: were u up to it?

You: no

Stranger: oh

You: my brother rape me

You: i was cryin

Stranger: ur not serious ?!!!???

You: but dont stop him

You: no

You: its

You: true

Stranger: dnt bullshit

Stranger: omg im sorry

You: my sex is only that

You: im afraid of man

Stranger: oh well i wudnt do tht

You: really?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i have a siste

Stranger: and i wudnt touch her

Stranger: thts disgusting

You: oh you are gentle

You: i hope my brother was you

Stranger: YER

You: my brother is 10years older than me

Stranger: oh wow

Stranger: well can we get off the topic of this its depressing

You: oh sorry

You: you are 14old

Stranger: yes

You: i shouldnt talk about that

You: sorry

Stranger: yes

Stranger: although i do like sexual talking and stuff haha

You: hahaXd

Stranger: do u?

You: I dont

Stranger: oh ok

You: I cant forget

Stranger: well then i think wed better split

You: oh...

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: i hope u cn getter ova ur past

Stranger: bye;(

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

普通に釣られてくれてワロタ

このサイトいいわ
一歳下のアメリカの女の子と知り合った　メアド交換できた

もし明日死ぬのなら最後に何を食べたい？って質問したらpussyばっかでワロタ

You: hey do you know about 2ch
Stranger: nope
You: no idea? i see...
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m u?
You: fuck 22 m
Stranger: sry dude
You: it couldn't be helped
Stranger: lol

ワロタ

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: Sup?
You: male here
You: u?
Stranger: I've got a dick too.
You: holy shit
Stranger: Nah.
Stranger: Just a regular convo on omegle.
You: it couldn't be helped
You: i guess
You: ....
Stranger: Nope.
You: no hope
Stranger: Never.
You: it's just dull
Stranger: Enough.
Stranger: Now, answer my question.
Stranger: "SUP?"
You: WHAT
You: NOT MUCH SUP WITH U?
Stranger: NOT MUCH.
You: you just copied me...
You: I couldn't get over this...
Stranger: Suicide.
You: *dead already*
Stranger: Damn.
Stranger: 41 years.
You: R.I.P
Stranger: Yup.
Stranger: Shit.
You: ( Y U NO FLOWER FOR ME?? )
Stranger: Cuz no.
You: shit I shouldnthave died
You: *resurrection*
You: sup dude
Stranger: Not much bro.


ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

お前ら英語わかんのかよ・・・
ちくしょう・・・

一つだけしか違わないトルコ人の女の子と話してるけどおもしろいな、これ
翻訳サイト使ってるんだがｗｗｗｗ英語出来なさになくｗｗｗｗｗ

オポノポノしてみたら、結構すてきな会話キタ。
Question to discuss:I love you,I'm sorry,Please forgive me,Thank you.

Stranger 1: not forgiven
Stranger 2: that's sad ):
Stranger 1: i know ay
Stranger 2: forgive the person.
Stranger 1: why?
Stranger 2: whoever it is, sounds like they need to be forgiven?
Stranger 1: oh really
Stranger 2: really.
Stranger 1: csb
Stranger 2: what?
Stranger 1: cool story bro
Stranger 2: lmfao.
Stranger 2: okay. okay.
Stranger 2: why are you still here then?
Stranger 1: no idea
Stranger 2: exactly...
Stranger 2 has disconnected

なんか感動したわ

うおー、ビデオチャットモードにしたら全裸巨乳白人女がオナニーしてるとこうつったぞ
一瞬で切られたけど

What is the most delicious cuisine of which country? And worst country?

Stranger 1: oooh

Stranger 1: okay

Stranger 1: delicious: Indian.... or mexican

Stranger 1: or italian

Stranger 1: or japanese

Stranger 1: worst: imo, british.

Stranger 2: italy= best food

Stranger 1: ooh greece as well

Stranger 1: mmmm

Stranger 1: I could totally go for some gyros atm

Stranger 2: i dno what that is

Stranger 1: sooo gooo

Stranger 1: d

Stranger 1: pita bread

Stranger 1: lamb

Stranger 1: and like this yogurty sauce

Stranger 1: onions

Stranger 1: soooooo goooood

Stranger 1: go try one

Stranger 1: omg

Stranger 2: a kebab

Stranger 2: ??/???

Stranger 1: sorta

Stranger 1: same meat used

こんな結果が出たw
やっぱイギリスはメシマズだったのかw

Where is country you wanna live? And Why that reason?

Stranger 1: Italy, Sweden, Finland...

Stranger 1: Japan.

日本って結構憧れてる人いるんだな

Where is country you wanna live? And Why that reason?

Stranger 1: Peru

Stranger 1: because Peru is fucking awesome

Stranger 2: how articulate

Stranger 1: and I would like to live close to some man made wonders

Stranger 1: like the nazda lines

Stranger 1: and machu pichu

Stranger 1: and still have the ability to visit the amazon river

Stranger 2: ooh machu pichu

Stranger 1: i have no idea how to spell it

Stranger 1: I have been there once

Stranger 1: it is amazing

Stranger 2: exciting :D

Stranger 2: i was just talking to someone from india

Stranger 2: and now i really want to visit akshardham

Stranger 2: it's in new delhi

Stranger 1: sounds interesting

Stranger 2: but, as for the question: probably france, but i also love england, new zealand, and greece

ペルーか・・・
結構渋い人センスの人がいたw

What is the most delicious cuisine of which country? And worst country?

Stranger 2: Hmm... Mexican is pretty amazing, as is Italian.

Stranger 1: italy

Stranger 2: I suppose Indian is the worst to me.

Stranger 1: right

やっぱイタリア、メキシコ料理は人気があるんだなw

Can you speak any Japanese word?

Stranger 1: DESU

Stranger 2: konichiwa

Stranger 1: DESU.

Stranger 1: DESU DESU

Stranger 2: sushi

Stranger 2: jujitsu

Stranger 1: nande soka

Stranger 2: mitsubishi

Stranger 1: ohio

Stranger 2: honda

Stranger 1: kikku

Stranger 2: soy sauce

Stranger 2: no turn signal

Stranger 1: ching chong chong change

この質問は結構面白い答えが返ってくるなw

質問 how long have you been living under the rock?

Stranger 2 12 years

お前ら杉ワロタｗｗ

海外の女子高生二人とメアド交換したったｗｗｗ

There is no world which nobody gets damaged but maintain happiness.


Stranger 2: i disagree


Stranger 1: i dunno


Stranger 1: y do you disagree?


Stranger 2: xD... idk man, i just like disagreein


Stranger 1: haha of course :P


Stranger 2: especially with the gay public of omegle


Stranger 1: u do realize ur refering to yourself in that statement right?


Stranger 2: :P


Stranger 2: oops.. well i can be excused of that mistake


Stranger 2: because im high on pot


Stranger 2: xD


Stranger 1: haha i guessed something like that


Stranger 1: where abouts r u then? i might come join ;)


Stranger 2: xD sure do... but ud have to come to te far east


Stranger 1: haha hey if its good stuff i'll travel (in reason)


Stranger 2: its alll good bro... its aaaall goood


Stranger 2: xD


Stranger 1: ur having fun thats the point


Stranger 1: ok well i'm gonna leave now so have fun and don't trip acid that shiz is hectic and NOT good 4 u


Stranger 1: sorry innocent bystander reading this


Stranger 1: bye


Stranger 2: haha.. ok .. pice!



fateから「誰も傷つかず幸福を保つ世界などない」って質問したら上の回答きたんだけどわからんぞ・・・・

Question to discuss:
Oh No... Where has my wallet gone?!
（やべぇ…俺の財布どこ行った？）

Stranger 1: I have it.
（俺が持ってる）
Stranger 2: Your ass
（お前のケツの中）
Stranger 2: His ass*
（…じゃなくてアイツのケツの中）
Stranger 1: Just tell me your credit card # and i will gladly return it.
（クレジット番号教えてくれたら返すよ）


向こうのお前らもこんな感じなのか…

Stranger: hi

You: people die if they are killed...

Stranger: yeah

You: WHY MUST PEOPLE DIE

Stranger: I dont know

You: I would like to become man early.

Stranger: okej

You: It leaves me and dies wholly.

Stranger: okej

You: what do you mean？

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: asl

You: In order to become people 　costs over 9000

Stranger: okej?

You: ok i am not man

Stranger: are u female?

You: I do not have sex etc. 　Because it is not　parson

Stranger: okej age?

You: ok

Stranger: how old r u?

You: i dont rearry know and i will die

Stranger: why?

You: In short, it is a lie. 　sorry

Stranger: okej are u a emo?

You: dont be silly goodbye

Stranger: bye

Question to discuss:
Where is country you wanna live? And Why that reason?

Stranger 1: Usa where I live now.

Stranger 1: Other countries fuck you over and kill you.

だめだこのメリケン

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why is anime shit these days?
このごろはなんでアニメがつまらないの？

Stranger 2: because you don't watch pokemon?
あなたはポケモンみてないの？

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
hi im mickey!
Stranger 2: Hey
Stranger 2: Go to hell mickey :D
Stranger 2: Suck My Dick
Stranger 1: bad stranger
Stranger 2: I'm not bad
Stranger 2: This person didn't even try to ask a question
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 2: Well see ya stranger and mickey
Stranger 2 has disconnected

某鼠の扱い雑すぎカワイソスwww

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Ninja or Samurai? Why?
Stranger 2: Both of them suck.
Stranger 1: ninja
Stranger 2: I hate Japanese stuffs.
Stranger 1: you suck
Stranger 1: the japanese rock
Stranger 2: No, I don't.
Stranger 2: Such an idiot.
Stranger 1: have you ever seen such a creative culture
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: Of cousre, I have.
Stranger 2: But it's not Japanese.
Stranger 2: They pretend to be polite.
Stranger 1: so does the rest of the world
Stranger 1: welcome to life
Stranger 2: But actually, they are honing the sword of revenge, when they think they were defeated.
Stranger 1: >.<
Stranger 1 has disconnected

忍者推しw

これ生身の人なの？ｗ
Are you human?Machine?
って聞いたら
I am human
ってきたｗ

Can you speak any Japanese word?Stranger 　　　　　　1: arigato

Stranger 2: Konichiwa

感動したわ